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| n o f u l l s t o p s | |
| Fatter Hippier | |
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| Series 1 | |
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Series 2 |
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| Let there be... | |
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The Inexplicable Radio Show - Series 2
Show 1: Introsplicable. A collection of favourites from the AM series.
Show 2: Wildlife on Lund.
One of the stars of n o f u l l s t o p s, Mike Lund, was given an entire hour to himself for the radio series. This documentary reports on the preparations for Mike's wedding to Esperanti, an Indonesian beauty in search of a passport. Accompanied by brother Phil and sister Diana, Mike is confident that his marriage will be a success, others may have different ideas. The usual trials and tribulations of a wedding day are made all the more complicated by Daniel Edinbugh, a stuggling journalist who is trying to make a documentary about the life of the Lunds. All ends happily as we are introduced to the newest member of the Lund family.
| Phil Lund: | Ahh! That's bleddy lovely. Bleddy lovely that. Can you see it? |
| Diana Lund: | All I can see is your face! |
| Phil: | No! Under my cheek tent. Can you see it? Can you see it? |
| Diana: | No! It's just a lot of brown and your face. |
| Phil: | Behind that. It's a fish! It's a fish! Can you see it? |
| Diana: | No. |
| Daniel Edinburgh: | This is a Lund indeed. |
Show 3: The Bolsheviks Analogy.
When popular music had turned into a stale and boring money-making instrument of capitalism, revolution swiftly came in the form of scouse communist rock band "The Bolsheviks", a name now famous for putting Melody back into Marxism and Politics into Pop. This Rockumentary charts their rise from the humble beginnings of their "October Revolution" to the dizzying heights of power and superstardom and follows them back down the slippey slope to totalitarianism, poverty and their eventual break-up.
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Cut to GEORGE singing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" |
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| John: | Hold it . . . how can a guitar gently weep? |
| George: | Alright, I'll sing "roughly weeps". |
| John | No, that's not the point. |
| George: | What? |
| John: | My point is how can a guitar weep? How can a guitar suffer the pains of capitalism? |
| George: | It's not about the pains of capitalism. |
| John: | Well it should be. |
Show 4: An Evening With Jesus Christ.
Fronted by Elizabeth Littlejohn and Johnny Vauxhall, Light Entertainment's least profitable duo, "A Pair of Johnnies" is expecting its biggest ever audience figures when thay announce that their special guest is none other than Jesus Christ, who is on the promotional treadmill to publicise his comeback tour "The Second Coming" J.C. turns out to be a remarkably nice chap, offering a cigar to fellow guest star Geoff Capes and having a bit of green-fingered fun with the resident gardening expert Archie Damson. Johnny and Lizzy are confident of a hit show as the Son of God ends the night with a rendition of his new single "Believe in Me", performed with his band The Ten Commandments.
| Jesus: | Oh the Bible! I've never really read it myself |
| Interviewer: | But it is the best selling book in the world. |
| Jesus: | Well I suppose it's like any biography really, it's just not something I'm comfortable with, I never really wanted it done. I've no real interest about what other people have to say about me. |
| Interviewer: | So you've never read any of it? |
| Jesus: | Of course I've dipped into it, but it never really grabbed me. I mean I got up to chapter 18 and felt that I couldn't digest any more. So I gave up. I said to myself well blow Job. |
Show 5: Soap
On August 31st 1997 the dramatic closing chapter of the greatest ever soap opera was written when Diana, Princess of Wales died in a car crash in Paris. A tragedy, surely, for her friends, family and children, but for everyone else? For a week or so back then it did indeed seem as though a public display of one's 'grief' was mandatory if one didn't want to be accused of insensitivity and lack of emotion. Soap satirizes the public reaction and the media frenzy through the eyes of a simple family, several journalists and finally Death himself.
| Camilla: | Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most ravishingly, stunningly, mind-bendingly beautiful of them all? |
| Mirror: | Princess Diana is the most gorgeous of them all. |
| Camilla: | (lets out an angry howl) Arrrrr! |
| The sound of a mirror being smashed is heard. | |
| Charles: | Steady, darling, don't believe everything the Mirror says. |
| Camilla: | Give us a fag. |
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